Q: Where does afternoon come before morning in the world ?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: Why don't you take the bus home?
A: Because my home is not that big.

Q: Why is the letter E so important?
A: Because it's the beginning of everything!

Q: Why are the letter G and letter S in 'gloves' close to each other?
A: Because there is love between them!

Q: What letter is an animal?
A: It's the letter B!

Q: What letter is a question?
A: It's the letter Y.

Q: How do you feel today?
A: With my hands, of course!

Q: How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
A: Take a longer rope and compare with it!

Q: What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades?
A: He didn't cheat!

Q: What does everybody do at the same time?
A: Grow old!

Q: What resembles half a pie?
A: The other half!